Well, my bf has been away since Christmas and I’ve been a very good boy. Okay, so I kissed a few boys at New Years - and some girls as well - but everything was all very innocent and pure. All except for the fucking asshole who followed me into the bathroom and decided he could use me as his personal rubbing pole while I peed. And while I protested - politely - that he desist. Needless to say it’s hard to keep your aim steady while some idiot is dry humping your ass. I really should have forced him to mop up.Anyway, I’ve been completely celibate and chaste for the past couple of days, in anticipation of the bf’s return, and I am so fucking horny that I feel I could explode any minute. I’m beginning to sympathize with the New Year’s dry humper.