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    1. 孩子们肾结石、大头娃娃、被拐卖、被活埋、被开苞、被毒害,但是要让他们保持纯洁。 1. It does not matter children suffer from kidney stones or abnormally big heads, and it does not matter children have been abducted, buried alive, poisoned or lost their virginity, what matters is they remain mentally pure. June 10, 2009 12:30:31 2. 我郑重的宣布,一个开骂的时代开始了,我们要轻声的骂死敌人。 2. I solemnly declare that here comes a name-calling era, and we would curse the enemy softly to death. June 11, 2009 08:00:39 3. 强奸被人抓住了说是反华,孩子死了质问建筑质量是反华,食品有毒被曝光了是反华,打打杀杀被曝光了是反华。卖孩子、卖艾滋血、黑煤窑、公检法犯法、假新闻、贪污腐败、违宪侵权、网络驴霸只要是你说你就是反华。你要是不反华那你还是人吗? 3. Grabbing a rapist was labelled anti-China, questioning shoddy constructions which caused the loss of children was labelled anti-China, exposing contaminated food was labelled anti-China, revealing whatever chaos was labelled anti-China. Child trafficking, HIV-positive blood donation, sweatshop coal mines, law-enforcement agencies violating laws, fake news, corruption, unconstitutionality, green dam censorship system, so long as revealing these issues were labelled anti-China. Are you a human being if you are not anti-China? June 14, 2009 08:29:18 4. 党考验人民。你网上被绿,你上学被忽悠,你失学活该,你看报被骗,你喝水有毒,你失业你死,你看病被骗,你在公车上被炸,你土地被抢,房屋被拆,你被卖、被埋、被奸,被保安、被联防、被武警、被公安、被维稳、被精神病,你妈逼你挺能挺的。 4. The party has been testing the people. You got censored on the internet, you got duped at school, you got cheated by the press, you got poisoned by toxic drinking water, you got laid off, you got deceived by the doctor, you got blown up on the bus, you got deprived of your land, you got your house demolished, you got sold out, you got buried, you got raped, you got fucked up by security, assistant police, armed police and police in general, you got cracked down on and you got hospitalized in a mental institution. How the fuck do you withstand the test. June 14, 2009 08:47:33 5. 六十年没有见过选票,没有全民教育,没有全民医保,没有新闻开放,没有言论自由,没有信息自由,没有迁移居住自由,没有司法独立,没有舆论监督,没有独立工会,没有属于国家的军队,没有宪法保护,剩下的只有卧槽泥马隔壁。 5. There were no ballots, no education for all, no health insurance for all, no press openness, no freedom of speech, no freedom of information, no freedom of migration, no judicial independence, no media supervision, no independent trade unions, no the military which belongs to the country and no constitutional protection in the past 60 years, leaving behind only “I Fuck You, Motherfucker”. June 14, 2009 09:10:39 6. 掀警车这种超强度的体能锻炼。我喜欢这个项目,这可能是我唯一喜欢的项目,我一定会参加的。 6. Overturning police cars is a super-tough workout physically. I enjoy this sport event which probably is the only sport event I like, and I will definitely participate in. June 15, 2009 18:46:59 7. 毫无疑问,有一天我们会审判那些曾经迫害过人民的人,它们包括那些实施迫害,同情迫害,和对迫害熟视无睹的人们。有时我会天真的认为,这样的节日的到来的日子不会太远了。 7. There is no doubt that one day we will put on trial those who had persecuted the people, including implementors, sympathizers and those who turned a blind eye on persecution. Sometimes I would be naive to assume that the festivity will not come too far. June 20, 2009 00:39:16 8. 在世界上还有什么事情比结束一个罪恶腐朽的时代更令人心动呢?这是草泥马撒欢发情的真实原因,从这一点来说,我们感谢这个时代,是互联网给了普通人力量、可能,并证实对自由和公平的向往是快乐和幸福的,选择自由、言论自由是我们生之俱来的权利,谁也不要碰她,谁碰她谁死 8. Is there anything more breathtaking than ending an era of evil and decay? This was the real reason that aroused the Llama sexually. For this, we should be grateful to this era, in which ordinary people obtain the strength and possibilities from the internet to prove it is happy and full of joy to long for freedom and justice and it is our birthright to enjoy freedom of choice and freedom of speech. Whoever endeavors to sabotage it is doomed to die. June 20, 2009 08:37 9. 在这个国家,暴力不仅仅是对普通人的生存权利的剥夺,更是对人的表达权利的剥夺, 包括质疑的权利,问讯的权利,知情的权利,政权不惜一切代价的摧毁为了获得这些权利而付出的努力,死于暴政之下的死亡是没有尸首的。 9. In this country, tyranny deprives not only ordinary people of their rights to life, but also their rights to express their opinions, including the right to question, the right to inquire and the right to know. All the efforts to acquire the rights have been destroyed by the authorities at all costs. People who died of tyranny had no place to be buried. June 21, 2009 10:17:46 10. 罢网是一个可行的前提,它是时间是事件,是知觉行为,有约束,不是起哄,改变从我做起,我们需要行动,最小的行动,微不足道的行动,可行、可完成的行动。拒绝空洞地理想,拒绝不着边际的政治。 10. Internet Boycott is a viable premise. It is time as well as event, and is aperceived behavior. It is binding instead of booing. The change starts with me, and we need actions, feasible, achievable, however tiny, negligible it is. We refuse empty ideals and discursive politics. June 22, 2009 08:04:19 11. 在极权之下,每一天都是忌日,但是不容死尸。 11. Living under a dictatorship, people die every day without a burial place. June 22, 2009 10:49:21 12. 制度就是规矩,是规则,是健康的游戏的可能。我们要对政府说的是,你执政没问题,但是不要作弊。你腐败没有问题,但是不要疯狂。你可以偷窃,但是不可冠冕堂皇。 12. The system implies manners and regulations. It is the prerequisite of playing games healthily. Here we want to inform the government: It is fine that you hold the power, but you should not engage in cheating; It is fine that you corrupt, but corruption should not be rampant; It is fine that you steal, but you should not be a pretentious theft. July 3, 2009 13. “自由从来是与你不同者的自由”,没有他人的自由,你也将永无宁日。 13. “The freedom is always that of people who are different from you”, you will never live at ease as well without freedom of others. July 3, 2009 14. 恐怖不是来自于野蛮和残暴,恐怖来自于普遍的对于残暴的默许。哀。 14. Horror does not come from savageness and brutality but the universal acquiescence in brutality. Sadly. July 4, 2009 15. 当天下的所有的真相都是你的真相时,你就成为了假象,你只是你的存在的一个借口。言论自由的所有意义是说世界不是这样的,世界在每一个人的眼中有着它自己的样子。 15. The truth is no longer truth if only you possess the right to speak truth and you have become a fake yourself, simply an excuse for your existence. The whole meaning behind freedom of speech implies that the world is not the case, that is to say, it is meaningful when people are allowed to see the world in their own ways. July 5, 2009 16. 结束语是这样的:是这些晚上不爱睡觉的人,在荧屏前用指尖的敲击结束了最后一个黑暗时代,堪称奇迹。 16. Let these be the last words: the persons who hate to sleep early at night and love to stroke the keyboards in front of monitors create a miracle of ending the last dark age. August 2, 2009 01:45:55 17. 在中国,非政府组织就是反政府武装,你们丫就别装了,我早就看透了你们的精神武装。 17. In China, the none-government organization is basically the anti-government force, stop playing dumb, I have seen through your propaganda arms long time ago. August 2, 2009 23:17:25 18. 谭作人如果有罪,那我至少是同罪,谭作人如果被惩罚,我也同理应罚。 18. If Tan Zuoren is convicted, I should be convicted for the same charge. If he gets penalized, thus I will be penalized for the same charge. August 3, 2009 22:08:46 19. 罪恶的存在只是为了考验我们的勇气,罪恶用存在证明我们都是可屈辱的,我们是我们最不希望的现实一部分。如果我们都不高兴了,再傲慢狂暴的政府也得跪下。 19. The existence of sin is for testing our courage, sin proves us humiliatable by its existence, and we are part of social reality we expect least. If we are not pleased anymore, even the most arrogant tyrannies should get down on their knees. August 3, 2009 22:47:32 20. 我们已经不再难过了,这个制度剥夺了我们的快乐的权利,同时也剥夺了我们的难过的权利。 20. We won’t feel sad anymore, the fact is the system deprived us of the rights of being happy, and the rights of being grieved. August 4, 2009 21:45:08 21. 这个国家最需要做的是证实其清白,证实其合法,证实其神志正常,这也是它最畏惧的。 21. To prove its innocence, verify its legitimacy and identify its sanity is what the country needs to do most, which is also what it fears most. August 6, 2009 13:32:24 22. 极权之下的生活技巧:1、不在被奴役和被伤害之前,进行自我奴役和伤害。2、不合作、不相信权力的鬼话。3、有自尊,为他人说话。4、不犬儒,不信邪。5、在知耻的日子里快乐。6、每天做一件小事证明正义的存在。 22. Life skills under a totalitarian regime: 1. No self-slavery nor self-harm before being enslaved and hurt; 2. Non-cooperation and no trust in the authority; 3. Respect yourself and speak for others. 4 Be no cynic nor superstitious; 5. Be happy in your days featuring a sense of shame; 6. Do one small thing daily to prove there exist justice. August 6, 2009 14:39:25 23. 我们要让极权终结在我们的手上,对于这个荣誉我们会当仁不让的用来雪耻,为了我们的父辈及父辈的父辈,从我们的手中交给后人的是一个全新的明亮的欢快的不同的现实。 23. We shall terminate the totalitarianism in our own hands, and therefore take this honor for granted to avenge generations of our fathers and grandfathers. We will pass on the offspring a brand new reality which is bright, lively and totally different. August 10, 2009 19:26:06 24. 我们是人类之中最累的,因为我们还必须证明我们是人。 24. We are more dead than alive because we are the kind of people who got to prove we are human beings. August 21, 2009 20:26:54 25. 如果我不能证明我的意志、理想与你的快乐、幸福有关,我这一生是太失败了。 25. What a loser I am if I can not prove that my will and ideal concerns your joy as well as happiness. August 21, 2009 20:29:39 26. 只要你还给我们选举的权力,你们就从此会离开我们的视野,永远的离去,耻辱啊极权,我们不再诅咒你,属于你的仅仅是遗忘。 26. You will disappear out of our sights so long as you return the right to vote back to us, and you will be gone forever. The shameful totalitarian regime, we won’t curse you anymore which only oblivion belongs to. August 21, 2009 22:02:21 27. 想到我们的现实,除了无奈和绝望之外,更多的是兴奋,是感激的情感,人类将终结愚昧与邪恶历史的那点小事,轻轻地推在了我们的脚下,那意思是说,我们看着,你来吧,看你的了。 27. Thinking of our reality, we feel more excitement and gratefulness other than the fact that we have no choice and we despair. Humanity pushed that little issue of terminating ignorance and evil history to on our feet, as if to say: Go ahead, it is up to you. August 22, 2009 17:20:55 28. 没有司法**,每一个人都处境险恶,没有新闻自*,每一个权力都罪恶腐败,没有言论自*,每一条生命都枉然徒劳。我们要的不多,只是要获得干干净净活着的权力。 28. If there is no judicial independence, everyone is put in jeopardy; If there is no freedom of the press, every single power is corrupt; If there is no freedom of speech, every single life has lived in vain. We don’t demand much but the right to live with innocence. August 23, 2009 18:33:20 29. 有一个人不自*,我就不自*,有一个人受凌辱,我就受凌辱。有一个人受伤害,我就受伤害。听明白了么? 29. If there is one person who is still not free, then I am not; If there is one person who still suffer from insult and humiliation, then I do. Do you understand yet? August 23, 2009 18:38:54 30. 必须释放所有的言论犯、思想犯、政治犯,否则你永远得不到宽恕。 30. You shall never be forgiven unless you set free all the prisoners of dissident speeches, ideologies and political opinions. August 23, 2009 18:41:32 31. 我不相信所谓的知识分子,因为我看不上他们荣辱观,我看不上行为跟不上的思考,称其为伪思考,就是装逼的意思。 31. I don’t believe in so-called intellectuals since I disdain their concept of honor and disgrace, disdain the fact that they only think instead of turning thoughts into action. I dub them pseudo-thinkers who are posers. August 23, 2009 21:13:23 32. 利益集团已经形成,已经完成了它的新的格局,从国际化的强权经济实体到每一寸土地、矿山、资源的疯狂的分赃已见分晓,剩下的事就是重新洗牌,在洗牌之中完成合法化,完成伦理的优化整合,重新获得合法的合乎情理的政治格局,不露声色的*纵所谓的新的民*政治。这几乎是将要发生的必然。 32. Interest groups have been formed, as well as their new pattern of power. They are done splitting up the spoils from international mighty economic entities to mines, resources as well as every inch of land. What remains is the course of reshuffle during which they would legalize, optimize and integrate their spoils ethically, regain the seemingly legitimate and reasonable political pattern, as well as manipulate the so-called new democracy. It is almost inevitable to occur. August 23, 2009 21:26:09 33. 这是为什么我们寄希望于互联网,我们只有将一个人的情感价值与所有人的情感价值自然生长在同一个时刻的同一个地方,才能形成最大的善,唯有这个善可能战胜无处不在的邪恶。 33. This is why we pin our hopes on the internet: The greatest good can only be formed when self-emotion value and the emotion values of all the people grow naturally at the same time and the same place, and only this good is likely to defeat that evil of everywhere. August 24, 2009 03:28:47 34. 我的成功之处在于,我坚持以人的视角看待一切,以人的情感解释我与你的关系,尽管我也是妖精。 34. I attribute my success to treat everything from a human being’s perspective, to explain relationship between you and me from a human being’s emotion, although I am a monster myself. August 24, 2009 22:12:18 35. 我们生活在一个必须诅咒的**体制之下,我们要奋力诅咒它,它必须在我们的眼前死去,否则绝无真实的快乐幸福可言。 35. We live under a ** system which must be cursed, and we will struggle to curse it until it dies in front of our eyes, or there will be absolutely no real happiness. August 27, 2009 08:37:43 36. 有一天,周围令你不愉快的世界死去,它的消亡仅仅是由于与你的态度,由于你的不经意的一点一滴言行,你会不会因此而兴奋起来。 36. Will you become excited one day at the fact that it is merely your attitude, casual words and actions that caused the world upsetting you die? August 28, 2009 08:25:28 37. 如果说二十年前发生的是对学生的生命的屠杀,这次准备的庆典则是对学生灵魂的再次亵渎,对事实真相的践踏歪曲终将一代人变成白痴,对于这十万脑残,能被组织起来走方队已经是超常发挥了。 37. What occurred 20 years ago was the massacre of lives of students, what occurs currently is the profanity of souls of students, and a generation had been twisted into idiots due to the trample of truth. As far as these 100,000 retards were concerned, they already outdid themselves this time by getting organized to do goose-stepping. August 29, 2009 08:41:51 38. 在我们微博上的每一次快活就是专/制和极权的一次死亡。 38. Every delight we had on Twitter is a death of dictatorship and totalitarianism. September 3, 2009 08:45:53 39. 众神们,当你从你的对手的眼里看到了恐惧,他们从此不敢再正视你,而仅仅是低下头、绕过你,装着什么也没有发生时,你会为自己有这样的一个敌人而倍感沮丧吗? 39. The Gods, when you see the fear in the eyes of your opponents, who dare not face up to you but lower their heads, sidestep you and pretend that nothing has ever happened, will you feel depressed to have an enemy like that? September 5, 2009 08:04:28 40. 早上起来的选择:1、是生命的一部分还是死亡的一部分 2、要真实还是要谎言 3、是快乐的还是腐朽的 4、去爱还是被遗弃 5、智慧还是脑残 6、微笑还是屈辱 7、声讨还是庆典 8、多一点勇敢还是多一点恐惧 9、做啥还是腥浪10、自/由或是囚徒。 40. Choices after waking up: 1. To live or to die? 2. To be true or to lie? 3. To be lively or to decay? 4. To love or to be forsaken? 5. To be wise or to be idiotic? 6. To smile or to be humiliated? 7. To denounce or to celebrate? 8. To be more courageous or to be more fearful? 9. To take action or to be brainwashed? 10. To be free or to be jailed? September 5, 2009 08:50:36 41. 不能想象这个罪恶之躯最终坍塌于一片的键盘的敲击声中。是你们的不屑,轻松地结束了一个恐怖的时代,结束了人类的耻辱。 41. It is unimaginable that this body of sin would end up collapsing in the strokes of the keyboards. It is be your contempt that would breezily terminate a terror era and a disgrace to humanity. September 5, 2009 10:37:20 42. 难道男孩不应该知道女孩喜欢什么吗,难道艺术家不应该知道人民需要什么吗?如果不能被利用,那就是废品。 42. Should a boy not be aware of the desires of a girl? And should an artist not understand the needs of the masses? If one cannot be taken advantage of, then he is useless. September 5, 2009 11:05:50 43. 在中国,每天因安全生产死亡320人。每年有15000死于工伤事故。所有这些伤害和死亡都在全社会的沉默中持续和蔓延,不公平和非正义同样是在全民的默许下得以维持。 43. In China, 320 people lose their lives at work everyday due to safety incidents. Every year 15,000 die as a result of industrial injuries. All these injuries and deaths sustain and spread while the whole society remains silent, unfairness and injustice is maintained under the acquiescence of the whole people. September 11, 2009 18:35:35 44. 上海政府会向那些被它欺诈的人们道歉吗?如果道歉是人与人之间的行为,那它显然不会。在政府的眼里,这些被欺诈的不是人,是奴隶,而政府自视为神,惟有如此才能解释极权的傲慢和轻率。 44. Will the Shanghainese government apologize to those whom they have set up? If apologizing is an act between individuals of the same status, then apparently it will not be likely. In the eyes of the government, these individuals are merely treated as slaves, whilst the government sees itself as godly. This is the only way to understand the arrogance and rashness of the authorities. October 26, 2009 23:35:08 45. 谨小慎微的奥巴马据说就要来天朝了,这小子不会为了美国暂时利益在人*的问题上含含糊糊吧。一个没有坚实人权人文精神理念的领导者,不管是来自何方,都会是灾难。 45. The prissy Obama was said to visit the Chinese Communist Dynasty soon, would not this guy make an ambiguous statement on human rights issues then for their temporary national interests? It is disastrous wherever a leader without the substantial spirits of human rights and humanity is from. November 3, 2009 16:28:10 46. 关于美国人的窜访,这些个旧有的权力体系都在不同程度上出卖了人类的理想,装逼是没有国籍的,交易是永恒的,准备好板砖就是了。 46. For the American’s sneaky visit, the ideal of humanity was sold by these aged power systems in varying degrees. Being posers are not confined to any one country while making deals is everlasting, Are you ready to smack him with a brick? November 3, 2009 19:23:22 47. 从何种意义上可以说它是一个国家呢?它建立了强大的军队却蔑视践踏公开公正的法律;聚集了千万的*徒却背离人类共同的信仰和愿望;迷恋快速的变化却偈制自由发出的声音;拥有最多的人口却扶持恶毒的教育和医疗体系;推行极端的强权和专制却操行着黑社会式的的组织和行为方式。 47. In what sense may we call it a country? It establishes a powerful military while defying and trampling the righteous law; It congregates tens of millions of followers together while deviating from the common beliefs and wishes of mankind; It becomes fascinated with rapid changes while suffocating free speech; It features the largest population while supporting the most vicious system of education and health; It implements extreme power politics and dictatorship while conducting a triad-like organizational style. November 9, 2009 06:21:19 48. 没有行动的觉悟,只是一种狡诈,行动是自我拯救,是生命的最有力的含义。--艾屁儿 48. Consciousness without action is a type of cunning, while action is self-salvation, as well as the most powerful meaning of life. November 9, 2009 16:24:23 49. 表达对专制极权的态度,这是文明大国应尽的责任,因为迄今为止的所有文明都是或多或少的建立在他人的不幸之上的,所以奥巴马不要扮演施舍者,否则我要问你,听过撞逼这个词吧? 49. It is a great civilized country’s responsibility to express an attitude to a dictatorship, since more or less all civilizations take delight in other people’s misfortune so don’t pretend to be an almsgiver, or I would ask if you ever heard a term called “being a poser”? November 13, 2009 08:04:14 50. 公安部查的很认真,三个多小时,这一行为已说明,对他们来说是没有道德和伦理的底线的,我并不感到吃惊。听说我涉及“诈骗”,我乐了,至少他们这是和我在分享荣誉呢。 50. The behavior of three hours of really careful search by Ministry of Public Security indicated there was no bottom line of morality and ethics for them. I was not surprised. I even laughed when I heard I was involved in “fraud”, at least they were sharing the honor with me. November 19, 2009 05:07:14 51. 他们能对我做什么呢?无非是驱逐、绑架、监禁、或制造人间蒸发,他们没有想象力创造力,缺少快乐和飞翔的能力,这样的政治集团是可怜的。 51. What can they do to me? None other than deportation, kidnapping and imprisonment of me or make me completely vanish. They don’t feature imagination and creativity, and they are lack of happiness and the capability to soar up into the sky, what a pathetic political group. November 19, 2009 05:41:06 52. 你承担了,这个世界不会变,你不承担,世界还是没有变,可是你变了。 52. The world is not changing if you don’t shoulder the burden of responsibility, and the world is still not changing if you do shoulder it, however, you are changing. December 2, 2009 04:01:4 53. 发问吧,黑暗是经不起问的,有一天你会发现,这天是被问亮的。 53. Darkness can not stand the test of questioning, just go ahead and bombard them with questions. One day you will find out that day dawns by questioning. December 2, 2009 04:19:16 54. 答案最终是属于发问者的,权利最终是归于行使权利者的,罪恶也最终需要我们指出它的伤害和邪恶,在道义上的别无选择是生活在今天的神奇之处。 54. The answer ends up belonging to questioners, the right ends up belonging to right users, and the sin ends up needing us to point out its harm and evil. It is magic to live nowdays when we have no choice for morality and justice. December 2, 2009 04:28:10 55. 如果大家都关心艾滋病,高耀洁医生就不需要在八十多岁流落他乡。如果大家都认为政府的透明、公开、公正和公民的知情、督政是必需必要的,申请512信息公开吧,不要放弃属于你的权利。 55. If AIDS really concerns everyone, Doctor Gao Yaojie would not have led a wretched life far from hometown. If everyone really considers the transparency, openness and fairness in government, as well as the citizen’s right to know and to monitor indispensable, then go ahead and call for the openness of May 12 earthquake information, and stand up for your own rights. December 2, 2009 19:32:06 56. 我会回来,这是我的地方,我因此无所顾忌。恐惧不是我愿意保留的一部分,我的最大的安全是和并不关心我的那些人联系在一起的。 56. I will come back here since I belong here. Fear is not what I am willing to hold, and my biggest safety is connected with those who don’t even care about me. December 11, 2009 09:03:24 57. 全民的不闻不问、视而不见、无关痛痒、麻木不仁,才是“颠覆国家政权”罪可能得以实施的社会伦理基础。 57. A person can only be charged with subverting state power when the whole people turn cold, apathetic and indifferent, when the whole people neither inquire nor hear and even close their eyes to the facts, which is the basis of social ethics of the charge. December 11, 2009 16:03:06 58. 这里的一切来的非常简单,必然是我的退让制造了专制极权的嚣张。 58. What happened here was simply understandable, it was certainly my concession which led to the arrogance of the dictatorship. December 11, 2009 16:33:58 59. 四川,地震后你拒绝交出死难孩子的名字,我的哀思从那时就无从寄托,今天你拒绝说出你的污秽的名字,我的悲愤必然化为火焰。 59. Sichuan, my pensive grief got nowhere to be placed on ever since you refuse to hand over dead children’s list after the earthquake; Sichuan, you refuse to speak out your filthy name today, and therefore my grief and indignation inevitably turns into flames. December 15, 2009 04:41:54 60. 今天中国人必须疯狂的不合作,才能洗清几代人容忍专制暴政的耻辱。 60. Nowdays, Chinese can not wash out the shame brought by toleration of dictatorship and tyranny generation after generation unless we desperately noncooperate. December 17, 2009 07:45:55 61. 仅仅拥有暴力是不足以构成恐惧的,恐惧来自对强权的普遍认可和对他人痛苦缺少同情,这足以让任何人窒息。 61. Merely possessing violence is not enough to arouse fear. What is enough to suffocate all the people is the fact that fear is caused by general recognition of strong power politics and the lack of compassion for sufferings of others. December 23, 2009 13:41:49 62. 极权统治是一个关于他人死亡的故事,这个他人碰巧就是你。 62. Dictatorship is a story about death of others who turn out to be you coincidently. December 25, 2009 17:25:00 63. 我的祖国,如果一定要有一个,那就是互联网,她足以满足我对空间和疆界的想象,其它的所谓国家,你都拿去好了。 63. As far as my motherland is concerned, if there’s gotta be one for me, it would be the internet which is sufficient to satisfy my imagination for space and boundary. In terms of the other so-called countries, go ahead and take them all. December 29, 2009 14:44:39 64. 教育的含义是使受教者成为独立的人,独立是指有自我感受和表达能力的状态,公民教育是关于参与维护和承担人的共同价值的引导。 64. The significance of education is to help the educated to be people of independence which indicates a state capable of self-perception and expression, and citizenship education is a guide which involves maintaining and undertaking human common values. December 30, 2009 13:14:21 65. 推特使这个最没有希望的世界开始有了温度、喧哗、光影和注视聆听的可能。 65. This most hopeless world begins to feature temperature, bustle, lights as well as possibilities of watching and listening attentively due to Twitter. January 1, 2010 10:25:01 66. 尺度啊尺度,我该用怎样的尺度来使你快乐。这一直是困扰韩寒的问题。 66. Scale, scale, what scale Han Han should use to cheer you up has always been haunting him. January 9, 2010 18:18:53 67. 从谷歌之退看到的现实是悲喜交集,赢者知其赢,输者不知其输,荣者知其荣,耻者不知其耻。 #GoogleCN 67. Mixed feelings of grief and joy were aroused by Google’s China quit. The winner knew who the winner was, the loser did not deem him the loser, the honorable person knew what the honor was about, and the dishonorable person did not deem him the shame. #GoogleCN January 13, 2010 02:17:10 68. 由政府强拆引发的中国人的自焚运动,散发出的二氧化碳和不明气体,对地球表面的空气质量和温度变化造成了难以估计的影响。 68. The self-immolation movement, which is caused by forced demolition of the authorities, emits much carbon dioxide and unknown gas emissions which have incalculable impact on air quality and temperature change on the surface of the earth. January 14, 2010 15:55:26 69. 短视的人只看到拆迁之弊端,而无视由强权产生的暴利和生存之伦理。政府强拆是人类历史上的最公开最庞大最持久的黑社会犯罪。 69. Short-sighted people see only defects of forced demolition, while ignoring huge profits and survival ethics deprived by the power. Forced demolition by the authorities is the largest as well as the most open and enduring organized crime in human history. January 14, 2010 16:22:38 70. 从杨佳的司法谋杀到今天的街头直接枪杀来看,镇压的效率提高了,成本降低了,如果人民的觉悟再提高到自焚,就会非常的完满。 70. There has been an increase in execution efficiency and a decrease in execution cost from Yang Jia's judicial murder to today’s shot on the spot. It will be completed if consciousness of people is elevated to self-immolation. January 16, 2010 18:06:38 71. 废除死刑的伦理基础是视生命价值高于人的其它伦理价值,不是情愿不情愿的事。 71. Ethical basis of abolition of the death penalty considers value of life more important than all other human ethical values, and it is not the matter of willingness and unwillingness. January 26, 2010 08:33:50 72. 四川政府不理解的是,谭作人是我们的一部分,最好的那一部分与我们同在,我们不会把他交出去。 #Tanzuoren 72. What the Sichuan government has not figured out is Tan Zuoren is a part of us. May the best part be with us, and we won’t hand him over. #Tanzuoren February 9, 2010 08:42:46 73. 在这个世界上没有比对专制扔石头更优美的室外运动,同样没有比在数字虚拟空间更为刺激的群殴性交流。 73. There are no outdoor sports as graceful as throwing stones at a dictatorship in this world, and there are no interactive communications as exciting as the gang-fight style in the digital virtual world March 10, 2010 08:03:08 74. 可以这样说,所谓社会含义的自由,是在维护法律的独立地位后获得的。 74. If I may say so: The freedom of so-called social implication can only be achieved after the independent status of law is ensured. March 17, 2010 23:47:41 75. 国家视说出事实的人、有见解的人、独立思考的人、愿意表达的人、没有恐惧的人视为自己的敌人。 #tanzuoren 75. The Country regards people of truth-telling, people of thoughtful ideas, people of independent thinking, people of willingly expression and people of fearlessness as his enemies. #tanzuoren March 28, 2010 08:05:06 76. 犯贱的独裁者总是把鞭子递到你的手中。 #tanzuoren 76. Shameless dictators always pass whip to your hand. #tanzuoren March 28, 2010 08:08:14 77. 没有人再搭理我,不在意我说些什么,有什么困境。我的困境,不幸的是也是中国的困境。 77. Everyone ignores me from now on, and they are not concerned about what I’ve said as well as my plight. Unfortunately, my plight is also the plight of China.   March 29, 2010 15:52:39 78. 你如果希望了解你的祖国,你已经走上了犯罪的道路。#zhaolianhai 78. If you are hoping to dig into your motherland, you have already been led into a life of crime. #zhaolianhai March 30, 2010 09:49:02 79. 如果绝望、麻木、放弃、不在意了,你变为了你的对手希望你成为的那部分。 79. You will become what your opponents want you to be when you are in despair, when you are insensitive, when you quit and don’t care anymore. April 2, 2010 12:05:47 80. 谎言和暴力是极权的两大支撑,也可以说谎言是另类暴力。 80. Lie and violence are two backbones of dictatorship, it may also be said that lie is an alternative violence. April 8, 2010 06:40:59 81. 这个国家所做的一半努力是,切断人们获取信息和交流的可能,另一半是将有正确答案并愿意告诉他人的人关进监狱。 81. Half of what the country has been endeavoring to do is severing the possibilities of obtaining information and communications of the people, another half is sending those who are willing to share the right answers they have with others to prison. April 16, 2010 22:07:51 82. 你如果说自己与政治无关,不如说你与灵长类物种无关更来得实在。 82. It would be more substantial to say you have nothing to do with primate species rather than politics. April 16, 2010 22:18:12 83. 你凌驾于国家与法律之上,你的权利地位不可碰触不容置疑,你可以置异己于死地或让他消失,你依靠制造恐吓和谎言来维持,你掩盖、篡改、耍赖、欺骗、掠夺,你还不敢承认你是黑社会吗? 83. You overtop country and law, your political position is untouchable and unquestionable, you can put a dissident to death or let him disappear, you maintain yourself by means of creating menaces and lies, you cover up things, tamper with things, act shamelessly, cheat and plunder, you still ain’t got guts to admit that you are a mafia gang? April 16, 2010 22:30:48 84. 我只维护一种制度,即它允许被颠覆。 I merely defend one kind of system which is permitted to be subverted. April 20, 2010 06:53:51 85. 中国的地震死亡性质属于谋杀,之后所做的事只是销毁证据。 85. The nature of earthquake victims’ death in China was a murder, and there was evidence-destroying following the earthquake. April 20, 2010 23:54:29 86. 世界上只有两种政府,一种是找骂的,称之民主政府,一种是找死的,称之极权政府。 86. There are merely two types of governments in the world, one type is the democracy which pursues criticism, and another is the dictatorship which pursues doom. May 2, 2010 11:35:15 87. 不是每一处房屋都会倒下,不是每一个生命都会被忘记,不是每一座桥梁一定被阻断,不是每一个祈愿一定被谎言 。《念》 87. Neither every single house will collapse nor every single life be forgotten. Neither every single bridge must be broken nor every single prayer be deceived. 《Commemoration》 May 12, 2010 07:24:51 88. 极权并不会让你消失,极权只是让属于你的情感和意志消失的一干二净。 88. A totalitarian regime won’t make you disappear, but make your emotion and will completely vanish. May 13, 2010 02:12:41 89. 两次“土地革命”。一次“打土豪、分田地”以人民的名义抢夺财富、获取政权。另一次在今天,从农民身上连骗带抢的掠夺属于全民的土地,取得政权稳定和少数人的暴利。 89. There are two times of “Agrarian Revolution”. The first time of “overthrow the local despots and distribute land” was about seizing wealth and power in the name of the people. The second time is currently depriving peasants of the land which belongs to the whole people by deceptive means to stabilize the regime and benefit the minority gigantically. May 21, 2010 08:11:32 90. 如果你没有极端偏激过,你白来到了这个世界,如果在中国你不是一个草泥马,你还没有来到呢。 90. You have lived your life in vain if you have not been extreme or radical. If you are not a commie fucker yet in China, you should have been reborn. May 21, 2010 08:34:43 91. 没有一寸土地是你的,每一寸土地都是可以囚禁你的。 91. Each inch of land does not belong to you, but they can imprison you easily. May 21, 2010 09:10:19 92. 富士康的死亡奇迹是每一个使用中国制造者的合力积累完成的,只是你不知或假装不知。 92. The Foxconn suicide cluster is completed by a resultant force accumulated by everyone who uses Made-In-China products, though you do not know or pretend to be unknown. May 28, 2010 11:14:47 93. 如果热爱生活,你已是国家潜在的敌人。 93. If you love life, you already have been a potential enemy of the country. June 9, 2010 08:35:47 94. 每一次匿名都是对权力的一次示软。 94. Each single anonymity is a surrender to the power. June 13, 2010 07:42:50 95. 专制的每一分骄横无不建立在匿名者的怯懦之上。 95. Every piece of arrogance of the dictatorship is established upon cowardice of anonyms. June 13, 2010 09:06:57 96. 我也可以爱国,但前提是我必须说服自己要先爱吃屎,爱鞭子抽,爱被踩在脚下,爱被遗忘和涂改,爱上暴力和欺骗,爱上说谎和偷盗,爱上懒惰和愚蠢,背叛我的草泥马啊,这样我就可以大言不惭地说,我爱国啊。 96. I can be patriotic. Preconditions are convincing myself to enjoy eating shit, being whipped, being trampled, being forgotten and altered, to enjoy violence and deception, lying and theft, laziness and silliness, as well as to betray my Llama, then I can brag unblushingly: I am patriotic. June 15, 2010 20:35:28 97. 如果我被官方指控 ,我将以沉默的方式放弃辩护、放弃上诉 、放弃任何类型的合作以示抗议,并表达对现有司法体系的蔑视。 97. If the regime prosecutes me, I will protest by giving up defense, appeal and all types of cooperation in a silent way, as well as express nothing but contempt for current judicial system. June 28, 2010 09:26:21 98. 若是享有优越,你必须宽容,如果拥有情感,心自然恻隐。 98. Either owing privilege with tolerance or owing emotion with compassion. July 6, 2010 08:05:47
  3. 个人观点:现如今民主精英加之在共产党的主要罪状同样也可以加诸于民主精英自己。所有的骂词连字都不用改就可以原话奉还给民主精英们。
  4. What a fuсking day!

    今天我从我15岁的女儿电脑上搜出来一部A丨片,藏在“未来的职业”文件夹里,未来的职业!What a fuсking day! 晚上我女朋友说我太娘了,我很火大,就跟她吵起来了,本来是想显得男人一点,结果最后控制不住哭起来了。What a fuсking day! 昨天晚上我裸着就穿一内裤躺床上,边喝酸奶边上网,不小心酸奶滴到身上了,我正在擦,我爸突然进来了,居然以为我在SY什么话也没说扭头又关门出去了。What a fuсking day! 今天对着镜子端详了一会儿,突然发觉自己长得有点像李宇春!What a fuсking day! 周五喝多了带一女的回家,没有套,我有点担心搞出事,那女的说没事,及时出来就行了。结果等到高丨潮我控制不住了正要拔出来的时候,那女的突然两腿一盘裹住我的腰,死命夹着我大叫:“当我孩子的爹吧!!!” 我当场就在里面完事了。What a fuсking day! 新买了件情趣内衣,昨天晚上吃完饭了悄悄换上,爬到饭桌上挑逗老公。。。。。。。。。。。。。桌子塌了,负伤,内衣撕破。What a fuсking day! 今天和我小外甥坐沙发上一边吃薯片一边看电视,吃着吃着感觉薯片都湿乎乎的,扭头一看,他把每个薯片都整个舔一圈然后又放回袋子里了。What a fuсking day! 在教学楼上大号,站起来的时候手机咕噜掉下去了,我忙低头看:还好,卡在下水洞口了。我俯身正要拾起来,突然来了一条短信,嗡嗡……手机一顿震动,留下了下水口浮上的一串气泡。我不要手机,我只想知道哪位大哥发的那条短信。What a fuсking day! 今天才发现和我合租的鸟人一直在用我的丝瓜刷马桶!!!!我一直用它洗澡的!!!!what a fuсking day! 今天我在msn上跟我女朋友说话,然后收到信息说:“**不在,我是她室友,她在她男朋友那儿。”我愣了3秒钟,回头看看我屋子,好像没发现她。what a fuсking day! 昨天在沃尔玛,突然闹肚子,强忍着冲进卫生间,刚一蹲下就开始惊天动地的喷发,结果隔壁的小孩大哭起来,她妈问她怎么了,她说,臭~~ What a fuсking day 昨天在我男朋友电脑上翻出来几张半裸的女人照片,而且穿着我的裙子!没有拍头,但不可能是我。我简直崩溃了,正强压着怒火准备去质问他的时候,突然反应过来,那不是其他女人,那是他!What a fuсking day! 昨天晚上在酒吧一个很漂亮的mm过来直接问我要号码,我受宠若惊,立刻给了她,然后就看她回到她朋友那儿,把我电话号码给了她一个男性朋友,那哥们还朝我挥手。What a fuсking day! 昨天**爱想玩点小情调,点了两个小蜡烛,LG很兴奋,说去放音乐,过了会儿外屋响起国际歌的声音。。。他说放这个很来劲。。。What a fuсking day! 大早上的上课犯困,玩着手机就睡着了。 有人拿东西捅我,说老师叫你。我立刻站起来,结果有够囧。老师说,我叫女生,你站起来干嘛。好吧,那你就回答问题吧。 What a fuсking day! ……今天有个日本考察团到我们学校,这是我第一次看到穿着衣服的日本人……What a fuсking day! 有位帅哥要搭我的顺风车,狂开心。上车后,我开车很快。帅哥说,你开车的姿势真酷啊。我一听,更加来劲了,一边用左手打方向盘,一边用右手戴上我的太阳眼镜,谁知左手一打滑,赶紧猛的一刹车,右手的眼镜没有带上去,一只眼镜腿直勾勾地插到我的鼻孔里去了,拿出来还带出一坨鼻屎! what a fuсking day! 自己生活无落,听到父亲病危,请假一月从南方回到北方。病床24小时陪护四十天,自己体力、经济条件已到极限,狠心离开。。。。。十天后,父亲病故。真的不给我机会啊,老头你对我有意见啊。“What a fuсking day!” 刚上大学,新生交流会,轮到我上台介绍自己,到了台上超级紧张,结结巴巴的说不出话。班长台下安慰说,你就随便说点什么吧。然后一咬牙,本来想说:“同学们不好意思,我比较害羞,第一次见面,实在说不出来。”结果到最后一句时,舌头一打结,说成了:第一次见面,实在射不出来。What a fuсking day! 今天一大家子人聚会,中午他们打麻将,我困了就去睡觉,我表弟躺我旁边,醒来的时候发现自己的手插在表弟裤子里。。。。可能睡梦中当成我女朋友了。。。What a fuсking day! 在我爸办公室上网,远远听见我爸上楼声音,连忙想把弹在桌上的烟灰吹开,结果用力过猛吹到了烟灰缸,一桌一脸全是烟灰。。。。What a fuсking day! 班上有个女孩个高,条顺,暗自叹息人家条件太好了不是咱的菜,后来一哥们问她的电话,有些不情愿,但还是告诉他了,我以为他不行的-太丑了,后来,哥们拿下了她,在学校传为佳话。再后来返校同学聚会,全部大醉,她执意要我送她回家,路上她抱着我狂亲流泪说,我是他第一眼就喜欢的男孩 What a fuсking day! 刚开始和女朋友偷食禁果,有一次家人不在,把她带到家里住了两天,晚上在父母卧室ml,正在努力的时候,不经意的一抬头看到父母挂在墙上的画像,当场不行了……What a fuсking day! 昨天BF跟我说,这次ML要创新!!!@-@!!然后就把我的眼睛用黑布蒙上了。一番XXOO极爽之后,我满意的解开黑布,结果发现BF穿着我的护士服带着我的护士帽坐在我身上。。。。。。OMG。。。要不要提醒他忘拿针筒了。。。What a fuсking day! 来例假了BF就想让我给他KJ,我希望我的嘴也有例假。What a fuсking day! 看完楼上这段话。。我给我老公看。。 嗯。。然后我就希望我的屁丨...和()谐眼也有例假 What a fuсking day! 逃课和女友在她们宿舍,做完了就躺床上聊天。突然她舍友回来了,推门进来看到我的屁股,很尴尬就退出去了。我安慰女友说别介意,大家都熟,她出去转转就好了。然后继续第二轮,结果,五分钟后,那舍友以为我们穿好衣服了,推门又进来。。。What a fuсking day! 早上起来蹲坑,前面的人放水冲厕所,冲到我跟前的时候正好没水了,一低头看见N坨大便,马上吐了。 PS:我们楼的厕所设计独特,酷似战壕,只有第一坑位有一根粗大的水管放水,但水量明显不足以冲掉整条坑的XX What a fuсking day! 朋友几个出去玩 要给我介绍其中一个女生处对象 我就看那女的眼熟 她说她也见我眼熟 后来唠明白了 我和前女友经常去的宾馆 她和她前男友也经常去 电梯里见过。。。。。。 挺有缘分 ………………What a fuсking day! 昨天一个同学病了,我坐公交930回学校去看她,路很远怕无聊所以买了本篮球杂志,一路看的入神,一抬头发现坐过了站,于是下车往回坐,继续看,等再回过神发现又过站了,只好再上车,却被告知原来学校那站在修路,公交根本不从那里路过!What a fuсking day! 昨天晚上骑车回家,到一十字路口遇上红灯,便规规矩矩停下等待,看到左右的骑车人都对红灯视而不见,一路闯将过去,只有我像个NB似地呆在路口,等绿灯亮了,我骑上车还没走到路中央,就被另一方向一闯红灯的骑车民工撞了个人仰马翻,What a fuсking day! 去找小姐,完了钱掏过了,人家小姐给我来了句 你能满足你媳妇不能 What a fuсking day! 前几天运动会 gf要参加比赛 穿着运动背心 我发现她带带露出来了 而她正在和别人说话 我就想在后面悄悄帮他弄弄 刚伸出手抓住领口往上提 她却突然开始做起了热身运动 结果一下子运动背心就到了我的手里了 这下gf露在外面的就不仅仅是带带了 ωhat a fuсking day! 晚上看到路边小摊有卖驱蚊水的,上去问老板:这能管一晚上么?老板很奇怪地看了我一眼,回答道:那要看各人的体质.我再一看,哪是驱蚊水啊,是印度神油一类的东西. What a fuсking day! 和妈妈去看生病的亲戚,病房里一大堆亲戚。正在聊得热火朝天的时候,我起身倒水,身边一声惊叫,我回头一看,我坐的地方一片刺目的鲜红色。他们以为是我大姨妈来了,我尴尬得要命。其实是痔疮出血了。What a fuсking day! 跟同事玩诈金花 半夜两点多玩的 手气非常好 玩到六点多 赢了2000多 想要不玩又觉得不好意思 心想玩到8点怎么也都困了 肯定散局继续···玩到八点 全输光还搭1700 What a fuсking day! 昨天收到一条QQ请求加好友的信息:“我是你妈”,我当即回了句“我是你爹!”,给拒绝了,然后就接到我妈电话说:“加丨我,快!” What a fuсking day! 昨天等公交,一个要饭的端个碗走到我面前,我摸摸兜里的零钱就只有四分钱,放到他的瓷碗里,可丫的看了一眼又从碗里五颜六色的钞票中把钱挑出来塞回我手里,What a fuсking day! 纪念日带男友回家,换了性感的内衣,做好了一桌菜,气氛超好,吃完饭勾引男友上床,千钧一发之际家里的狗突然狂叫,男友瞬间软了 What a fuсking day! 今天上午我们学校高中部暑期运动会(我开学高三),我穿着田径短裤坐公交车去场馆,坐在最后长排椅子的中间位置看体育杂志,当时车上站着的大概二三十个。大概过了十几站地,一个老阿姨实在忍不住了拍拍我,指指我的裤裆,我才发现由于短裤开口过大,自己的大半根JJ和其中一个蛋完全露在短裤外面,耷拉在车座位上。what a fuсking day! 昨天下午是我和女友两周一次的见面,所以不顾她跑肚(水泻)执意要和她开房 ML。前戏时候69,我由前到后……舔到她菊花时,她竟因忍不住刺痒,连屁带稀喷了我满满一脸,我一紧张当场就尿了……退房时候,宾馆要求陪床单钱(还反复责问原因)结果多给了100块了事。最气的是临出大门,迎头撞见妈妈挽着我三叔来开房。what a fuсking day! 今天凌晨看到博尔特打破世界纪录,今天早上我老公又打破了博尔特的纪录……What a fuсking day! 我表妹16岁,昨天突然问我第一次**的时候感觉怎么样,我说这是隐私,不关她的事。她看着我说她觉得很好。其实我26岁了还是处女。What a fuсking day! 解我胸罩的时间比办正事儿的时间还长。What a fuсking day! 今天在公交车上遇见一无敌jp男,坐在我旁边,拖鞋一甩掏出指甲钳就开始剪脚趾甲。每次一剪指甲就飞出来弹到我身上,我实在要抓狂了,转过脸去想喊他别剪了,一片油黑肮脏的脚趾甲嗖的飞进我嘴里。What a fuсking day! 昨中午算好家里没人,忙叫女友来ml,完事后一起卫生间冲凉,结果兴致勃发开始第二轮。女友正欢叫嗔狂之时,突听有人猛敲卫生间的磨砂玻璃门!(我妈带了五六个老姐妹,其中包括我女友老妈在内,回家玩牌打麻将看电视,以为家里没人所以直接用钥匙开的门,当时我俩书包裤衩胸罩避孕套客厅扔一地。)What a fuсking day! 想和男友开个玩笑,假装从他床底下搜出来一条女士内裤(其实是我的),然后质问他,开始他拒不承认,没想到后来在我的紧逼下,竟然抱着我开始认错。What a fuсking day! 今天躺着打灰(和)机,抬头想看看喷发的状态,结果一不小心把自己给颜(和()谐)射了。What a fuсking day! 今天,我二十三岁了,快谢顶了。What a fuсking day! 今天骑自行车上街,发现有个白色的东西从裤腿里露出来,随着我的脚蹬车,一摆一摆的,我抬起脚定睛一看,天啊,是我的小内裤!赶紧停下车,在众目睽睽之下一把抽出来装进包里。What a fuсking day! 晚上在外面玩,一个小男生问我是哪里的,我说成都,他说:哦,我以为成都女孩都特别漂亮呢。。。。What a fuсking day! 那天和闺蜜一起去楼下老头的小店里买零食,今天闺蜜心情甚爽,格外大方的叫我随便拿她请客。我便毫不客气的拿了一堆,结账61元,老头问我闺蜜有没有1块钱零钱?我马上边掏口袋边抢着说我有!麻利地将口袋里的护垫拍在老头柜台上。。。。 What a fXcking diary! 去年夏天。我没穿内裤。穿了个沙滩裤去理发,给我洗头的妹妹是一个少妇,是我看岛国电影里最喜欢的类型啊,我闭上眼睛 享受着她的小手的按摩,配合着OOXX场面 猛地我颤抖起来了,喷了.................What a fuсking day! 昨天去网吧下面的公用厕所拉粑粑...看到一路黄色的脚印..我就开始意外..我打开厕所门,发现坑的边上全是..猛地就跳了出来...终于让我踩到最大的那坨 ............What a fuсking day! 那天 我和我女同学一起在网吧上网 周围好多人..我是一个群的群主 我利用这个机会就验证新来的女群员 我策了好久 终于答应视频 一打开 我靠 36的胸部摆在那里 我那想追的女同学马上就出去了 我看着屏幕...没回过神来..............·#%……— What a fuсking day! 12岁那年,我从书店偷偷借了本金瓶梅,每次在家学习时候就偷偷看,写的真棒啊,不愧是与红楼梦媲美的经典,可是我有天周末放学回家时候,我发现书在我爷爷枕头下.............What a fuсking day! 有个小萝莉总是在我上班的时候来找我玩,每次开她玩笑她就拿小手追着打我,我就牙买跌,一库一库的..叫....有天她又跑过来用小手打我,我就比往常还淫()当的叫了起来....科莫奇...以太以太...雅卖蝶蝶....突然发现不对,一个少妇正双眼冒火的看我。对着我冲了过来 ----------------What a fuсking day! 小时候,我住里间,父母住在外面的房间,我睡觉都要经过,每天晚上,都要经过他们卧室,听到母亲痛苦的呻吟,那时候我就想,父亲真是个畜(和()谐)生...天天晚上欺负母亲.....What a fuсking day! 某论坛,有人发帖问:喜欢上一个银行柜台MM,有啥好办法追求吗? 回帖:去存钱然后存折不拿,她会叫住你...银行妹:哎...你的存折!!! 楼主回眸一笑:是你的存折!!! 今天得知一个很喜欢的女的不再是处女,真TMD应了那句话,每个你想上的女人背后肯定有一个上她上到想吐的男人 What a fuсking day! 忙了一天终于挤上了回家的地铁,又饿又困。站在对面的男孩打开一包薯片儿吃了两口,闻起来好香==于是我很自然的(平时有和朋友抢食的习惯)拿了两片,然后俩人一起愣住!更草蛋的是我当时边嚼边跟他解释说对…对不起我实在太饿了…最后他在众目睽睽下十分怜悯把一袋都给我了…What a fuсking day! BF是快枪手,1分钟完事。完了躺床上点根烟问我:刚才有高潮吗?what a fuсking day... 第一次和女友ML,她说疼,我就安慰她,直到做完才发现,插错洞了。。。。What a fuсking day! 上大便,蹲式的,完事后发现没带纸,想想用手指弄干净再洗手算了,结果大便很粘,于是使劲的甩想将其甩掉,手指打到蹲坑的边缘,好痛,条件反射的用嘴含住了手指...... What a fuсking day! 昨天和GF激丨情,想学电影里那样把她抱起来粗鲁的扔在床上,结果扔出去的一刹那才意识到高估自己的力量了,直接扔在了地上。ωhat a fuсking day! 今天我的电脑出卖了我,我正在看毛片被我爹发现了。但是我爹宽容的决定与我开诚布公,让我将全部的毛片全找出来。 “放一部!”我爹命令道。我放了一部苍井空老师的代表作。我爹怒,给我放小泽玛利亚的! What a fuсking day! 他把我甩了、就因为我是处女、他不敢碰又有需求…what a fuсking day ! 睡觉前跟谈了一个月的女朋友发短信,给我来了句“好想你陪我睡呀!”这句来的太突然,以前都是天天装纯的!我还以为她喝多了!一会儿又来了一句更猛的“我就想跟你ML怎么了?!”我终于忍不住崩溃了。回了句“其实我也想”接着人家来了句“哼!果然被我套出你是什人了!”随后就分了.What a fuсking day! 有一次我和老公吵了架心里很不舒服,趁老公熟睡的时候我蹲在他头部上方 准备放个屁给他闻闻好解气,谁料用力过猛直接把一堆屎拉在了他的脸上.What a fuсking day! 学生课间去厕所,拉完发现没带纸,又等不到人,手机又欠费。绝望中他给10086打电话,请求帮助。。。据说那边沉默了很久,后来……他班同学上课时收到了这样一条短信:尊敬的中国移动用户你好,你的同学谁谁谁在厕所里,让你给他送手纸。详情请咨询10086.What a fuсking day! 发表下同学的事情~~这人中午去ATM存钱,排队时后面的美女问他:“存钱是吗?”“嗯。”“我正好要取钱,反正你要存,不如把钱给我,咱俩就不用排队了。” 他一想觉得挺有道理,就把钱给她了。下午才觉得不对劲 ~~What a fuсking day! 今天早上去厕所大便,刚一脱下裤子,就听见叮咚一声,我暗叫:“不好!”急忙摸裤子口袋,发现装钱包的口袋已经空空如也,于是我心急如焚的到处寻找火钳子跟铁丝钩之类物品,终究无果,万念俱灰的我之后用自己的右手,伸进那漆黑肮脏的坑洞,只听哗啦的一声水流,从隔壁的卫生间传来,接着我的手感觉到一丝滑腻,再探下去便一无所获了。我拖着疲惫的身心回到办公室,生无可恋的感觉徘徊在心头,我打算点燃最后一根烟,拉开抽屉发现,我美丽的钱包安然的躺在那里? —————What a fuсking day! 看到前女友的QQ个性签名上写“我们一年了。”,MD她到底和哪个人都一年了,我们分手还不到一年。What a fuсking day! 老婆去外地出差,好几天不回来。 下午她开会的时候偷偷发条短信给我,我边上的领导睡的像头死猪,好好笑啊~ 结果电信的问题,半夜才发到我手机上。 当时我差点没从楼上跳下去···what a fuсking day! 提前下班回家,发现我经理和女友正光着躺在床上,他俩见我非常冷静地冲我做了个V字形手势并齐祝贺道:“愚人节快乐!”我永远忘不了那天——3月19号……What a fuсking day! 今天突然想到,我爸32岁的时候,我已经6岁了,我32岁的时候,连女朋友都没有。What a **** i ng day! 手机被偷了,该死的小偷还给我妈发短信说我怀孕了。要堕胎钱,MD我是男的 What a ****ing day! 早上公车上,一个人从包里掏手机看时间,然后说了句"我草",还以为他时间来不及了,再仔细一看,他手里拿着一个空调遥控器 What a ****ing day! 女朋友和我分手了,原因是她用网上的电脑算命程序算出我和她生辰八字不合。What a fuсking day! 我LP过生日,我很想让她过得开心,精心筹划了一整天,给她买了新鞋,去吃300多的西餐,在后海玩了一晚上,回到家打开QQ,看见她签名更新,写着:“无聊的一天,睡觉去” What a fucking day! 我在幼儿园工作,园里办了一个让小孩投票评选最喜欢的老师的活动,我是唯一一个得0票的,我私下问几个小孩为什么不给我投票,一个小孩回答:因为你长得太难看了。What a fuсking day! 今天是七夕,给男朋友发短信“Hi,牛郎!”,他回“Hi,妓女!What a fuсking day! 上周日老爸带我去他们领导家做客。在客厅聊天时,领导5岁的儿子突然过来,唧唧歪歪的缠着领导,好像有事说的样子。领导很是尴尬,不耐烦的边轰他边说:“ 有什么事大声说嘛,没事回屋找你妈玩去,爸爸这儿有客人!”他儿子于是巨委屈的大喊:“是妈妈让我小声告诉你,别留他们在家吃饭!!!” What a fuсking day! 今天,我发现我女儿在模仿很奇怪的、听起来像我老婆在OOXX时发出的声音。当我问她你在干嘛的时候她说“我在学我妈咪昨晚的声音”。我昨晚出差。What a fuсking day! 源地址:[link url="http://blog.renren.com/GetEntry.do?id=718098106&owner=220907377"]
  5. 经常被一些人问:为什么你要关心时事,关心政治,你又改变不了什么,这样做有什么用?我的回答简单这极:因为你们那样,所以我才这样。
  6. 有见到此人的速速联系

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  7. 家鑫不行,加爵不行,加班行不行?
  8. 我想找回我的童年,因为那时候:奶粉不是用来送终而是用来送礼的,房子不是用来杀人而是用来住人的,地沟不是用来捞油而是用来排涝的,五毛不是用来妖言惑众而是用来学习雷锋的,医院不是用来敲诈勒索而是用来救死扶伤的,教育不是用来升官发财而是用来改变命运的,高楼不是用来自杀而是用来观景的,艺术不是用来潜规则而是用来熏陶人的,看守所不是用来见证奇迹而是用来洗刷罪恶的,官员不是用来尊敬而是用来问责的,人民不是用来“被”而是用来“请”的。
  9. 魂淡,那里不能碰了
  10. 恭喜药先生抽中死刑红包一个,恭喜张先生抽中45498.5元红包一个,恭喜广大网民抽中娱乐至死红包一个。下次再来玩碰碰车挥挥刀游戏喔,免入砀券哟,亲。
  11. 我们村有个不孝子,六十多岁了

    我们村有个不孝子,六十多岁了。 七八岁就开始折腾,把家里的锅碗瓢盆都炼了铁。 牙刚长齐就跟邻居吵架,爹妈勒紧裤腰带给人家赔不是。 十七八岁上看谁都不顺眼,见谁打谁,把爹妈批斗了整十年。 三十多岁上家里日子好过了,爹妈手里有了点儿钱,他就说今天粮涨价了,明天油涨价了,后天房价涨了,把爹妈的钱都骗走了。 五十多岁他又瞄上了家里的老宅,把爹妈撵了出来,自己盖了个小楼,跟白宫似的。 怕邻居说闲话,他又在山坡下边给爹妈搭了个小窝,还勾结施工队偷工减料,美其名曰“经济实用房”,临了还讹了爹妈几十万。 前几年开始村里总地震,他就打着募捐的名义骗吃骗喝,还把爹妈房后山坡上的树都砍着卖了。 20108月7日半夜村里下大雨,他爹妈的房被山上冲下来的石头砸塌了。 不孝子这下开始忙活了,一边号召全村到他家救灾,一边每天四五趟的跑着给邻村小寡妇家送吃送喝,小寡妇家刚着了大火,房差点儿烧了。 爹妈出殡的前一天晚上,这厮挨家挨户的贴通知:“为表达全村人民对我爹妈房屋被冲毁并遇难的深切哀悼,我决定,2010年8月15日举行全村哀悼活动,全村下半旗志哀,停止公共娱乐活动。” 出殡那天可热闹呢,牛羊猪鸡摆了一院,花圈花篮不计其数,不烧冥纸,烧的都是人民币,好几麻袋~~邻居都骂:你爹妈在世的时候不好好孝敬,现在你烧人民币有个球用! 对了,这厮还自作主张,把全村的房子都抹上了一层灰,跟陵园似的,唯独他家,大红大绿。 过完年他又去卖什么火腿馒头的,结果被人告发说是健美猪肉、染色馒头,他还很横,大声叫嚣:我儿子是药家鑫。也不知道是他跟哪个贱货生出来的杂种。 我们村有个不孝子,六十多岁了,他还能撑多久?
  12. 每当我诅咒这个社会的时候,我就先诅咒一下我自己,是我自己的不作为才让这个社会走向这么草蛋的道路。
  13. 扯的蛋疼,弄的心慌。
  14. webqq3.0强加了视频功能,很爽很爽啊
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    我随意在网上看到的,强,实在是强,贴出来大家一起欣赏下下 首先,主角有一个响亮无比的名字:墨罕墨得.完颜汤姆.巴洛夫斯基。为简便起见,我们称之为墨完巴。而本书则记述了该伟人传奇的一生。 第一卷:修真类 墨完巴早上去公共厕所大便,遇到一个神仙。因为神仙的厕纸没有带够,墨完巴就借给了神仙一张用过的,神仙感动无比,就把自己微观世界连同所有的玉瞳简,法宝都赠送给了墨完巴,并哀求他修真。墨完巴不从,神仙就用法力把他囚禁在公共厕所中,高呼:“除非你修真修到奇牛X无比,否则不能破禁出来!而我的禁制,宇宙间无人能解!”说完,神仙就跳进茅坑自杀,以坚定墨完巴修真的决心。墨完巴被惊呆了,却巧合了无欲无求的天道,“无”的境界。于是墨完巴瞬间就修到了大乘期。厕所的大量污秽之物散发的气息掩盖了墨完巴的气息,加上禁制的保护,墨完巴顺利度劫成仙。处于好奇心,墨完巴根据玉瞳简的知识,又顺利修神,修鬼,修灵,修畜生,并大获成功,冲出厕所! 此时墨完巴已经超越了神的存在,引发了各界的不安。什么3味真火7味真火琉璃火等都从天而降,被墨完巴一口浓痰所灭,神仙鬼怪妖魔畜生一起来攻打墨完巴,却被墨完巴集体收服。不论种族长相性别老幼,一律收为偏房,其间枪战描写适量添加。终于1对几千万的枪战结束,墨完巴以不可思议的强者姿态,降临大地。 第二卷:玄幻类 出于对几千万个偏房争宠的厌倦,墨完巴封印了自己的力量,独自一人去爬高压电线杆,企图离开这个世界。(他知道自己死不了,因为鬼界上到阎罗下到小鬼,统统都是他的小妾)如他所愿望,他被电到了异界。(其实也没多远,也就是相当于西方的神话界。) 很不幸,墨完巴的大脑开发才有100%,智商1万多,只能勉强相当于这里白痴的智力,于是墨完巴被异界一只老鼠轻易地折服,跟着老鼠学习了3年。最后老鼠厌烦了,墨完巴恭恭敬敬的说:“伟大的存在啊,您的智慧太伟大了,我明白这里不是我这卑微的生物来的地方。再见了,智者。” 墨完巴再次爬高压电线杆,一边想:“我一定要去个比我苯的地方啊”,很幸运,他成功了 按照惯例,首先要去上学。墨完巴用自己从地球带去的一个硬币换了几座金山,然后上了最好的魔武双修学校。学校校长说:“**,你是我见过的最有天赋的学生,我作为本王国的最伟大的宫廷魔导师,愿意与墨完巴兄弟相称。对了,我还有个孙女,已经洗白白在等你呢。”墨完巴笑纳之后,站在学校操场上,散发了一下自己的王者之气,于是一群群的男学生跑过来,同声高喊:“老大,偶们在娘肚子里都约好当你小弟了!”墨完巴又满意地用自己苍蝇哦不,是苍鹰一般的目光扫射四周大地,于是几千万个校花(最近校花变得比白菜还多)女老师女骑士女魔兽女宠物扫地大妈等等被震撼,集体拜倒在墨完巴的大裤衩下。 当然仇敌还是有的,一个坏学生仇恨的挑战墨完巴。墨完巴首先装b,被扁,然后记忆全部苏醒,发癫,扁人。坏学生的家族全体上门报仇,被墨完巴集体干掉。并且揭露坏学生的家族企图反叛的阴谋,国王大喜,册封墨完巴为圣骑士加太子太保,穿黄马褂,戴绿帽。并陪嫁各种族廉价公主若干。 作为报答,墨完巴使出制器的功夫,用在各地垃圾堆扒来的材料,融合电焊,胶水,制造了代表制器业(即小手工作坊业)成就的最高代表——盗版碟一张,留传后世。 第三卷:都市类 墨完巴用储物戒指把自己所有老婆小妾统统储藏之,终于又重回地球,过上平静的生活。为了糊口(要养的老婆实在太多),墨完巴专门去救了个不起眼的老头(实际那老头是巨富)。老头被感动,向墨完巴交出自己的女儿孙女和财产。墨完巴开了个皮包公司,炒股票,炒地产,炒期货,就是不生产任何物资。于是资金超过比二盖子。期间征服女强人女秘书大量,与高官子弟为争马子结私仇,遂使魔法掌握高官贪污证据,举报之,当选为10大杰出反腐青年。 墨完巴通过争马子事件,决定走黑店路线,遂开保安公司,专门招收各国退役特种兵做打手,贩卖军火,武装自己,以便很好的监视自己几千万个老婆。为了让小弟更强力,命令所有人修真修魔修武,于是手下拥有几十万绝对忠心的魔鬼终结者。几番血战,斗智斗狠,墨完巴的帮派终于完全掌握了门口的3条街。安全部门闻讯,与墨完巴接触,希望墨完巴不要闹事,不然准备坐牢。墨完巴郁闷,偶遇外星人。外星人下跪磕头说:“主人,我把舰队和外星公主,外星女王都带来了,请一定让我们做你的奴隶!”墨完巴大喜,托梦给首长,说欲为国效力,首长说:“偶等你N久了”于是墨完巴从此洗白,走上从政道路。墨完巴为中国所有问题的完美解决提出了方案,并顺利解决了腐败,能源,教育,医疗,贫穷等问题。人大要求墨完巴出动太空舰队收复台湾,墨完巴说:“不行!我打下来你们不珍惜!你们自己去!”于是墨完巴被全票罢免。 第四卷网游类 墨完巴赋闲在家,因无力供养上亿老婆和小弟发愁。突然想起一个妙计:打网络游戏!在游戏里随便玩玩,就能赚钱,能换人民币!于是墨完巴戴上VR头盔,躺在营养槽里。一进游戏,系统说:“哇咧~你是第50亿个玩家,所以你的点比别人多,你的技能别人没有,你的职业是唯一的。”墨完巴说:“那我啥职业啊?”系统:“游戏平衡破坏者” 墨完巴进游戏后,看下天,领悟神眼技能,顿下地,领悟狂奔技能,打个喷嚏领悟了狮子吼等等。然后墨完巴打了个怪,怒骂:“哪个王八蛋发明了100%真实度啊?老子挨了3刀,疼啊!”墨完巴利用自己技能多,迅速升级,然后收小弟,交NPC朋友,开帮派,开店铺,当城主,当皇帝,打架扣女,不亦乐乎。由于睡觉上网,醒来吃饭,所以得了中度人格分裂。一天下线后算下帐,游戏里攒的X晶币折人民币多少多少,应该可以买个下全美州了,遂去兑换。游戏公司派上千保安押运.保险柜打开,1个馒头。墨完巴与之争论,兑换员说:“俺们游戏太牛X了,全世界人都在里边发财,所以......没有人种地了。这个馒头还是去年的存货,要不我在游戏里给你搞个几百万套极品换这个馒头?” 第五卷军事架空类 墨完巴决定去逃荒,现在的食物极度匮乏,只有回到古代做统治者才有希望。墨完巴再次封印了自己的力量,独自一人去爬高压电线杆,如他所愿望,他被电到了过去,三国时代。 “靠!又失败了!”墨完巴第一次去,很自负的孤身前往,在进行煽动的时候被门卒抓住杀掉。(死亡只能让他回到现在)第二次,带着全套特种作战装备,打倒了几个乡勇后被弓箭杀掉。第三次,带了一个班,被王匡的骑兵队碾过,失败。第四次,一个集团军(由小弟们组成),由于缺乏后勤补给,失败于黄巾管亥之手。第五次,带去一个城市,500万人口,可是全城的人在敌人一个没名气的谋士利诱下全体叛变。 “这次我带全中国回去?不行,别国趁机占地盘啊。有了!” 墨完巴大发神威,带了全世界回到过去。 “日哦,这不一样吗?只不过2050年全世界打网游饿肚子变成了全世界在1900年打网游饿肚子!算了,偶再来!” 这次回到了2战的德国,墨完巴直接飞到西特勒面前说:“其实你是我失散的儿子......给我个肉饼吧,我已经N久没吃东西了。”西特勒说:“好的,BABA。” 1小时后,德国退出法西斯联盟,由新元首墨完巴宣布:“养老婆国正式成立了!现在对地球上中国外所有国家宣战!”如林的手臂高举:“嗨!墨罕墨得.完颜汤姆.巴洛夫斯基!” 世界大战正式开始,双方决战于日本皇宫内,总计投入上10亿的兵力,而且完全无视后勤补给。墨完巴左手一挥,10个师的兵力马上冲了进去,与驻守那里的敌军5000万人开始交战。眼看不能攻下,墨完巴心中只动了个念头,1万架斯图卡马上开始俯冲轰炸,随后虎式鼠式和88毫米炮开路,骷髅师拉党卫队拉开始冲锋。“报告战况!”“元首!我们昨天是胜利胜利胜利,读者看腻了,所以我们今天的战略是胜利失败胜利失败!最后一天再胜利!” “元首,我是空军元帅戈林!我的空军和全世界的空军都完蛋了,多亏元首的核蛋!” “元首,我是古德里安!我们的装甲部队伤亡200万了,但是成功闪击了1条走廊!敌人有1000万被我们合围在厕所里了,他们正准备船从下水道撤退!” “最高统帅部命令:往厕所扔100个1000亿吨级的核弹!” 血战进行了1小时,墨完巴的部队损失殆尽,敌方的9亿部队也只剩1亿了,而且技术兵器也都拼光了。现在敌人只有陆军,兵种只剩重装骑兵和轻重步兵了。 墨完巴独自向敌军1亿兵马冲去,嘴里高喊着:“爆炸吧,小宇宙!不对!我代表月饼惩罚你!也不对!啊,是这个——为了我的1亿个男女老婆能吃饱饭,看吾秒杀汝等!” 墨完巴把功力提升到最高境界,内力迅速饶任脉上下来回乱窜(我就是不走督脉),全身神力仙力鬼力畜生力都达到最高境界,左边嘴角念“守护的天使啊”,右边嘴角念“急急如绿令”,鼻子哼着“安拉最伟大”,同时左手放飞剑,右手拿M60机枪,腰里别着汽车炸弹,脚踏烽火轮,向敌军冲去...... 大结局先不写了,因为这个时候一般不是入VIP就是出实体书,第3种可能是太监,反正网络上一般是看不到结尾的......
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