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  1. 病还没好,得知二哥要来,晚上得一起吃饭_(:з」∠)_这下热闹了二哥三哥和我都坐在一块,我又有得被嘲笑了
  2. 生病在家,朋友说要来看望我_(:з」∠)_要是装病我肯定就答应他们了可惜是真的病了说话都累,不过我补了好多番
  3. 买了一把雨伞........又特么花了钱。感觉离洛基临也钢铁侠神马的越来越远了,累觉爱
  4. 猜猜这啥

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/6158e5695d6a51d43ab7101aca660473.jpg" width="640" height="213"]
  5. 我觉得我要病倒了
  6. 我报考审核没通过= =真的是智商低到一个境界了,是否集体户都不知道什么意思填错了,明明本地户口变成了外地户口结果审核不通过OTZ幸好没跟魔王说不然都不知道怎么死。早上跟同学一说被轮番狂骂了一个小时,本来觉得无所谓的反而被骂得有些哀伤。果然是做什么都做不好
  7. 想看自爆么!!!让你们一次爽个够!!

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/32c0ce4b216ee038cc82f6e018bd78a4.jpg" width="500" height="698"] 这是我!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ........................... ...........................咳,真相是这样的,我要报考一个东西,然后蹉跎到今天是最后期限,在公司不敢明目张胆的报名,结果要放大头照的时候手头没有,情急之下中午找了朋友出来吃饭,让朋友用手机给拍的,然后她帮我P成一寸的蓝背景。我早知道相片落在她手里就没好,下场就是这样。我澄清一下...........P得面目全非不过比本人好看吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈自己看到都笑死了,所以我现在已经娱乐大众了么
  8. 晚安,哦巴扎黑
  9. 今天和老朋友去理发,然后出来聊了一下什么的就说到弄什么发型配上这个大胖脸都不行,又想到之前突然意识到原来自己真的胖了那么多的事情,然后就跟她说了。说完以后她笑了一下跟我说,我一直就没好意思提醒你,你从北京回来就已经胖得没边了,原来你自己一直没感觉啊........补刀真厉害
  10. 爷爷奶奶家的各种

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/d6bbd9fc49f6d26c0431ee3794246072.jpg" width="640" height="1139"] 他们跟朝鲜人学的辣白菜,超级辣= = [img src="http://catf.me/photos/387b8b57a3a23d2aa7f96f44ba30b6ae.jpg" width="640" height="1139"] 不知名植物长一盆超美的 [img src="http://catf.me/photos/b766de39a6d84fa4d48e5660206e7817.jpg" width="640" height="1139"] 九层塔,很好吃 [img src="http://catf.me/photos/7b1b407969c7d67681827cffbc37f3c2.jpg" width="640" height="1139"] 奶奶拿手的巴浪鱼,各种酥脆 [img src="http://catf.me/photos/28ca6ccc39f008b6939bcea55831c196.jpg" width="640" height="1139"] 山茶花要开了><
  11. 我和二次元的距离大约有一个月..........【都是加班惹的祸害我新番都没有看!
  12. 长不大就回家吃奶
  13. 我知道老爹不会的QAQ

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/d6b82b9082dd771b12be42171670aeb6.jpg" width="349" height="263"]
  14. 我又拆了一包饼干_(:з」∠)_我想我这人这辈子是不是就这样了【一个总是会从一点点小的联想很多的人
  15. 来吧,看看对比图。其实突然面对了真相是挺难过的

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/01a0375d4eefe9f625839b189f973319.jpg" width="556" height="698"] 以前还算能看虽然还是女屌丝的样子PS:还珠格格剧照,我是紫薇 [img src="http://catf.me/photos/0e02427f35a5995218e73f784a931010.jpg" width="102" height="113"] 那么现在就算是不能看了,下巴能看出从60°到160°的转变么
  16. 刚刚群里发了大前年我们去一个同学乡村的家里过生日拍的年度大戏黄铢格格的剧照......我终于意识到我真的是胖了很多,其实一直嘴上说胖了,心里并没有觉得比以前胖多少,觉得以前也挺胖的,现在不过是更胖了点也没差。刚刚看到剧照顿时觉得原来我白活这么多年,有对比才知道现实真的太残酷,我确实是堕落了比以前更甚= =
  17. 啊啊 啊啊啊啊就去参加了婚礼错过了自爆节啦!!!!!!!!!!
  18. 进了这个公司都没时间看八卦和ZZ贴了,感觉落后不少OTZ爬天涯楼知道一个暗语 another plan啧啧,儿子真厉害。
  19. 我们一家我都没法说了.........勤快的时候挺勤快,懒的时候简直令人发指!!厕所灯周三就坏了,然后就三人一人一次说了一遍灯坏了?然后就没有然后了Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ 就这样三个人晚上都默默摸黑洗澡再没有人提......其实我不是不想提,我就想hold住看谁最后受不了【←_←
  20. 今天进香意外收获

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/44ffd82853188d8c25f0621ab31d682a.jpg" width="640" height="437"] [img src="http://catf.me/photos/90d6bba1db46d3957f045bab9b489e8b.jpg" width="536" height="248"]
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