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  1. 发现点发布时间就可以打开回复了…
  2. 对把超市说成操四的人的态度:A捅死我吧。B我不认识你。C那撒我叫你缩普通话吧。D萌~
  3. 改造成这样是不是好些=。=

    [img src="http://catf.me/photos/c4da9d2215ba0195732ba4c797bea81b.jpg" width="640" height="185"] (function main(Global) {     var CONSTANTS = {       PLAYER_DOM:  'object[data],embed[src],iframe[src]',       PLAYERS: [         {           find: /^http:\/\/static\.youku\.com\/.*?q?(player|loader)(_[^.]+)?\.swf/,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/loader.swf"]'         },         {           find: /^http:\/\/js\.tudouui\.com\/.*?\/TudouVideoPlayer_Homer_[^.]*?.swf/,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/TudouVideoPlayer_Homer_238.swf"]'         },         {           find: /^http:\/\/player\.youku\.com\/player\.php\//,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/player.php/"]'         },         {           find: /^http:\/\/dp\.tudou\.com\/nplayer[^.]*?\.swf|http:\/\/js\.tudouui\.com\/doupao\/nplayer[^.]*?\.swf/,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/nplayer.swf"]'         },         {           find: /^http:\/\/www.tudou.com\/(([a-z]|programs)\/.*)/,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/td.php/$1"]'         }       ],       SHARE_DOM: '#panel_share input,input#copyInput.txt',       SHARES: [         {           find: /http:\/\/player\.youku\.com\/player\.php\//,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/player.php/"]'         },         {           find: /http:\/\/www.tudou.com\/(.*v\.swf)/,           replace: '[link url="http://player.opengg.me/td.php/$1"]'         }       ],       TIPS_HOLDER: '#miniheader,#gTop',       TIPS: '<div class="tips_container">OpenGG.Clean.Player \u5DF2\u542F\u7528&emsp;<span class="tips_toggleWide">\u5bbd\u5c4f/\u7a84\u5c4f&emsp;</span><a href="[link url="http://opengg.me/781/opengg-clean-player/"]" style="color:blue" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\u53CD\u9988</a>&emsp;<a href="[link url="http://opengg.me/donation/"]" style="color:red" title="\u6211\u8981\u6350\u52A9\u6B64\u9879\u76EE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\u6350\u52A9</a><a class="tips_close" href="#" style="color:red">X</a></div>',       STYLE: '.playBox_thx #player.player,.playBox_thx #player.player object{min-height:' + Math.max(Global.innerHeight * 0.6, 580) + 'px !important}.tips_container{position:absolute;top:3em;padding:1em 2em;right:50px;color:green;opacity:0.4;background:#ddd;z-index:999999}.tips_container:hover{opacity:0.8}.tips_container .tips_toggleWide{color:red;cursor:pointer;display:none}.tips_close{position:absolute;right:3px;top:3px}',       NODEINSERTED_HACK: '@-moz-keyframes nodeInserted{from{opacity:0.99;}to{opacity:1;}}@-webkit-keyframes nodeInserted{from{opacity:0.99;}to{opacity:1;}}@-o-keyframes nodeInserted{from{opacity:0.99;}to{opacity:1;}}@keyframes nodeInserted{from{opacity:0.99;}to{opacity:1;}}embed,object{animation-duration:.001s;-ms-animation-duration:.001s;-moz-animation-duration:.001s;-webkit-animation-duration:.001s;-o-animation-duration:.001s;animation-name:nodeInserted;-ms-animation-name:nodeInserted;-moz-animation-name:nodeInserted;-webkit-animation-name:nodeInserted;-o-animation-name:nodeInserted;}',       TOGGLE_BTN: '.tips_container .tips_toggleWide'     };     var DONE = [];     var UTIL = {       addCss: function (str) {         var style = document.createElement('style');         style.textContent = str;         document.head.appendChild(style);       },       procFlash: function (elem) {         if (DONE.indexOf(elem) !== -1) {           return;         }         if (this.reloadFlash(elem)) {           DONE.push(elem);         }       },       reloadFlash: function (elem) {         var attrs = ['data', 'src'];         var players = CONSTANTS.PLAYERS;         var reloaded = false;         UTIL.forEach(attrs, function (attr) {           UTIL.forEach(players, function (player) {             var find = player.find;             var replace = player.replace;             var value = elem[attr];             if (value && find.test(value)) {               var nextSibling = elem.nextSibling;               var parentNode = elem.parentNode;               var clone = elem.cloneNode(true);               clone[attr] = value.replace(find, replace);               parentNode.removeChild(elem);               parentNode.insertBefore(clone, nextSibling);               //Baidu tieba shit.               if(getComputedStyle(clone).display==='none'){                 clone.style.display='block';               }               reloaded = true;             }           });         });         return reloaded;       },       forEach: function (arr, callback) {         if (this.isArrayLike(arr)) {           if (Array.prototype.forEach) {             Array.prototype.forEach.call(arr, callback);           } else {             var i = 0;             for (i = 0; i < arr.length; ++i) {               callback.call(arr[i], arr[i]);             }           }         }       },       isArrayLike: function (obj) {         if (typeof obj !== 'object') {           return false;         }         var types = ['Array', 'NodeList', 'HTMLCollection'];         var i = 0;         for (i = 0; i < types.length; ++i) {           if (Object.prototype.toString.call(obj).indexOf(types[i]) !== -1) {             return true;           }         }         return false;       }     };     var STORE;     (function(){       var isStorage = true;       if(!Global.localStorage){         isStorage = false;       }else{         try{           var key = String(Math.random());           localStorage.setItem(key,'test');           if(localStorage.getItem(key)!=='test'){             throw 'not equal';           }           localStorage.removeItem(key);         }catch(e){           isStorage=false;         }       }       STORE = {         getItem: function(key){           if(isStorage){             return localStorage.getItem(key);           }         },         setItem: function(key, value){           if(isStorage){             localStorage.setItem(key, value);           }         }       };     })();     function init() {       function onDOMNodeInsertedHandler(e) {         var target = e.target;         if (target.nodeType === 1 && /OBJECT|EMBED|IFRAME/ig.test(target.nodeName)) {           UTIL.procFlash(target);         }       }       function onAnimationStartHandler(e) {         if (e.animationName === 'nodeInserted') {           var target = e.target;           if (target.nodeType === 1 && /OBJECT|EMBED|IFRAME/ig.test(target.nodeName)) {             UTIL.procFlash(target);           }         }       }       function animationNotSupported(){         var style = document.createElement('div').style;         var arr = ['animation', 'MozAnimation', 'webkitAnimation', 'OAnimation'];         for(var i =0;i<arr.length;++i){           if( arr[i] in style){             return false;           }         }         return true;       }       /* animationstart not invoked in background tabs of chrome 21 */       var all = document.querySelectorAll('OBJECT,EMBED,IFRAME');       for(var i=0;i<all.length;++i){         UTIL.procFlash(all[i]);       }       UTIL.addCss(CONSTANTS.NODEINSERTED_HACK);       /*Firefox*/       document.body.addEventListener('animationstart', onAnimationStartHandler, false);       /*/Firefox*/       /*Chrome*/       document.body.addEventListener('webkitAnimationEnd', onAnimationStartHandler, false);       /*/Chrome*/       /*Opera 12+*/       document.body.addEventListener('oAnimationStart', onAnimationStartHandler, false);       /*/Opera 12+*/       /*IE, but I never tested this*/       document.body.addEventListener('msAnimationStart', onAnimationStartHandler, false);       /*/IE, but I never tested this*/       if (animationNotSupported()) {         /*Old fashion, slower maybe*/         document.body.addEventListener('DOMNodeInserted', onDOMNodeInsertedHandler, false);         var matches = document.body.querySelectorAll(CONSTANTS.PLAYER_DOM);         UTIL.forEach(matches, function (elem) {           UTIL.procFlash(elem);         });       }     }     function tips() {       var holder = document.body.querySelector(CONSTANTS.TIPS_HOLDER);       if (holder) {         var div = document.createElement('div');         if (document.defaultView.getComputedStyle(holder, null).getPropertyValue('position') !== 'relative') {           div.style.position = 'relative';         }         div.innerHTML = CONSTANTS.TIPS;         div.querySelector('.tips_close').addEventListener('click',function(e){           if(e.preventDefault){             e.preventDefault();           }           div.parentNode.removeChild(div);           return false;         },false);         holder.appendChild(div);         UTIL.addCss(CONSTANTS.STYLE);       }     }     function share(elem) {       var pairs = CONSTANTS.SHARES;       UTIL.forEach(pairs, function (item) {         elem.value = elem.value.replace(item.find, item.replace);       });     }     function setTHX(opt){       var player = document.querySelector('object#movie_player');       var parent = document.body.querySelector('.playBox');       var wide = document.body.querySelector('.playBox_thx');       if(opt&&player){         try{           player.setTHX(opt);         }catch(e){}         switch(opt){           case 'on':             if (parent && !wide) {               parent.className += ' playBox_thx';             }             break;           case 'off':             if (parent && wide) {               parent.className = 'playBox';             }             break;         }       }     }     var CONTROLLER = [       {         host: '.',         fn: function () {           init();         }       },       {         host: 'youku.com',         fn: function () {           var matches = document.body.querySelectorAll(CONSTANTS.SHARE_DOM);           UTIL.forEach(matches, share);           tips();           if(STORE.getItem('THX')==='on'){             setTHX(STORE.getItem('THX'));           }           var toggle = document.body.querySelector(CONSTANTS.TOGGLE_BTN);           toggle.style.display='inline';           toggle.addEventListener('click',function(){             STORE.setItem('THX',STORE.getItem('THX')==='on'?'off':'on');             setTHX(STORE.getItem('THX'));           },false);         }       },       {         host: 'tudou.com',         fn: function () {           function hack(){             var TUI_copyToClip = Global.TUI&&Global.TUI.copyToClip;             if(TUI_copyToClip&&TUI_copyToClip.toString().indexOf('arguments')===-1){               Global.TUI.copyToClip = function () {                 var matches = document.body.querySelectorAll(CONSTANTS.SHARE_DOM);                 UTIL.forEach(matches, share);                 TUI_copyToClip.apply(Global.TUI, arguments);               };               clearInterval(inter);             }           }           tips();           var tudouPlayer = document.body.querySelector('#playerObject');           var normalDom = document.querySelector('.normal');           if (tudouPlayer && normalDom) {             normalDom.className = normalDom.className.replace('normal','widescreen');           }           var inter = setInterval(hack,100);           try{             Global.playerEx.event.fire('scale',[true]);           }catch(e){}         }       }     ];     var host = location.host;     function PROC(item) {       if (host.indexOf(item.host) !== -1) {         item.fn();         return;       }     }     UTIL.forEach(CONTROLLER, PROC);   })(window);
  4. 和初中同学聊天的时候说了几句呵呵,不是开玩笑而是因为没什么话说。。好讨厌自己。。。
  5. 电脑上喵了。。界面不能自己定义了几乎,main_body的背景全是白色的受不了啊。顶部图片好高啊,小屏幕压力好大。。
  6. 对手机党来说就是灾难啊
  7. 手机被喵嫌弃了,
  8. 打开电脑不知道玩什么。植物大战僵尸都玩烂了快。
  9. 同时忘了两件事情我还有救吗?
  10. 想修炼一个技能…
  11. 如果一直在一种等待中生活就太无趣了
  12. 把瑞萨芯片换成TI的不知道是不是为了抵制日货
  13. 看了个咬人的视频恶心坏了
  14. 发现头上一撮呆毛…
  15. 好无聊啊 去压腿去
  16. 起!
  17. tumblr。。
  18. 奇怪怎么有人不吃蛋黄,我小时候不喜欢吃蛋白只吃蛋黄的
  19. 好想养小孩啊
  20. 希望你们永远单身。我总是先想到别人。
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